He can check texts and calls in the evening and has about 15 minutes of supervised text time. I had male friends and brothers, but I wasn’t ready for my son to be in that world. It’s been a few years, but I was a teenager. He and his friends exchanging barbs about penises and grades. I braced myself for more profanity, and there it was. It was mostly Minecraft and memes, the exact things he had told us he was going to be using Reddit for. Thank God, there was nothing there of note. I was terrified to look at his search history. He apologetically surrendered his phone and went to bed. The lecture started about lying, the language, the loss of trust and respect, the pure evil that exists online and what he was opening himself up to. He was busted and there was no way to talk himself out of it.

When we called our son down, he had no idea why he was in trouble.Īnd then, we dropped the bomb. My husband and I were both appalled and knew that we had to address it immediately. Yes, we say fuck in nearly every sentence, but I don’t think my lips have ever uttered the word “jizz”. Where in the hell was he learning language like that? Certainly not from his father or me. The same kid who sleeps with a special blanket from when he was a baby was asking someone if he had, “Seen the jizz master?” It honestly made me sick to my stomach. There is no other explanation other than profane. That’s not the only thing that bothered me. He was commenting like crazy - dozens of times a day, all over the place. I don’t know if my son knew it, I didn’t, but you can see a Redditor’s activity if you click on their name. He clicked on his profile and what he found was shocking. It was benign, but still against the rules. He quickly noticed our son’s username in the comments. My husband looked it up later that evening and casually started reading. He was discussing something with his dad about Lego and mentioned a forum that he was reading and the username. He’d never betray my trust.” And he didn’t. But when I looked at my son, who to me is just a baby, I thought, “Of course he’s going to be truthful. I am a special kind of naive I know that.

This was after laying down ground rules, including no commenting or private messaging. It seemed innocent enough, so my husband and I said OK. We talked about what he would be using Reddit for, and he said Minecraft forums and memes. They’re young and just don’t need to be messing with that kind of stuff. I don’t allow TikTok, or Snapchat, or Facebook for my kids. Recently he asked if he could have a Reddit account. As the oldest myself, I know it can suck, but he takes it in stride. And rarely complains about his birth order. Whether he wants to be or not, he is the guinea pig for everything from sleep training techniques to social networking, and every teeny tiny thing in between. My oldest is 13 and he is our trailblazer. Juan can be found at Information about their film series is at, and their writing can be found at, Miami New Times, Hyperallergic, and more.I have sons, three of them. The podcast can be followed and you can send any questions or comments to can be found at (her sfw main twitter) and (her nsfw personal twitter). Libbey Harper's clip can be purchase at: Hopefully it won't happen again in the future, but we figured better to release it than scrap it. Isabelle had an unbearable amount of dry mouth clicky noises, and the second half of Juan's recording has this background hiss that, to remove, would have made his audio sound like shit. She can probably just send this podcast to her therapist instead of going to her next appointment.Įditor's Note: The audio in this one is really rough. If that already sounds problematic, just wait until Isabelle gets going. Here, specifically, it's sissy porn where your mommy talks to the camera about how she's going to turn you into a girl. Today Isabelle (she/her) and Juan (they/them) break ground on what is sure to become a perennial and productive garden of content: sissy porn. Content Warning: Transphobic Language, Incest

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